100 Character Challenge

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As for tagging? Anybody who feels like this would be fun, really.

...also because he told me he doubted he could do it but I'd like to see him try.

Anyways, BIG HUGE LIST OF DESCRIPTIONS FOR EVERYBODY

1. Vab Pi: One day, a bunch of robot programmers got really drunk and stuffed a bot full of as much personality data as they could fit into one machine. Somewhere in that code was the secret to sentience, but nobody can quite work out where in the drunk code it exactly was. Vab is the result of this, and he's currently employed as a guard for the company that made him.
2. The Counsellor: The Counsellor is one of many Grandmasters running a series of competitions known as Grand Battles. Despite being a multidimensional and highly powerful being, she works as a psychiatrist in her home universe, and is interested in how Grand Battles affect the mental psyche of beings from across the multiverse.
3. Timothy Reynolds: Timothy has been diagnosed with the disease known as Rainbow Sunshine. The symptom is that he cries delicious rainbow tears. Also he's going to die in a month because of it. Finding himself in a mystical world of fantasy, he needs to harvest the horn from a deadly minigun-loaded unicorn in order to cure his sickness.
4. Mothy: Timothy's favourite cartoon character! Mothy's show is well-loved for tackling the serious issues but not being anvilicious about it, and still holding entertainment as the most important part.
5. Zen Repnella: Zen is a Tillian, a reptillian race that for the most part is completely unable to use magic, unlike most other races on the world. Zen is one of the few exceptions, with a fire affinity. He likes to have a good time and likes to entertain.
6. Drib: Drib is a spunky little shadow demon! He's curious and always eager to learn something new, even if it's likely to get him in trouble. Especially if it's likely to get him in trouble.
7. Kordin Lizah: Kordin is a Gifted, which means he's basically a human but with magic powers. Gifted can be told apart from others by their glowing purple eyes. That said, he's not a very gifted Gifted. His electrical magic isn't very strong. That said, he's got those huge-ass mechanical legs, which he uses for a lot of unnecessary parkour.
8. Infin: Infin died and is now a ghost. He doesn't know how he died, but he does know that everything frightens him, he liked hockey, and nobody likes him (although others are pretty sure to tell him that they do). When punched by a man with special ghostpunching powers, he can slow down time around him.
9. Naiad: Naiad is a Shadow. Yes, like from Persona. He managed to get himself stuck in the van of one Ryoto Shinbara, and now he has to help the shadow-busting team save the day in exchange for their promise to help him get out.
10. "A" or Alex: Alex is the first of three secret experiments with shapeshifters. She was born in a tube with the ability to shapeshift into half-human half-animal creatures, as well as a few mythological creatures they programmed into her genetics.
11. "B" or Ben: Ben was the second experiment, created five years after his sister. Unlike Alex, Ben could only shapeshift into the full animal forms, a side effect of which makes him run fairly instinctively in times of high stress.
12. "C": C wasn't born in the lab. He was brought in for an experiment in taking what they learned from A and B and applying it to somebody who already exists. He got both the halfway shifting and the full-beastial shifting, but what they didn't tell him is they would take his memories. After killing nearly everybody in the facility, A, B, and C all live together in the lab with a lone scientist named Hal. He tries to prepare Alex and Ben for the real world so they don't stay cooped up in a lab for the rest of their lives, while C looks for his former identity.
13. M0-R4 or Mora: Mora was constructed for laboring purposes, but her creators didn't quite expect her to come to life with a will of her own, which wasn't actually all that unheard of for this particular type of golem. Mora wanted to create, much to her own creator's laughter, and immediately set out to create robots to better the world, and perhaps to prove to her creators that she's better than they think she is.
14. Jay: Jay was just playing an MMO called Quest World, when he met up with a party of people with a wildly unlikely story of getting trapped within the game. He partied up with them regardless, and found out pretty soon that this story wasn't quite as ludicrous as he thought. He's still trying to get used to his extreme fuzziness and people wanting to cuddle him.
15. Verris Mosorod: The fairy that would rule the world. Verris hated her kind. Keeping themselves secret, living humble lives in the forest, but Verris didn't want that. Instead she used mind control to take over the less willful people and fire magic to scare everybody else, and eventually took control over her entire planet, who didn't even think she existed until she came along.
16. Chip Manwich: Chip Manwich was sent to the Phobos Base to investigate mysterious disappearances, only to find zombies and demons and other unpleasant things. Thing is, Chip's allergic to guns. So obviously he did what anybody would do in such a situation. He punched his way through hell.
17. Jump: Jump is one of many players of a game called Global Deathmatch. Points are gained via obtaining "Powerup" items, or by killing the other players. Jump uses his Teleglobe to teleport around other players, and steal whatever the hell they may have. He's not one for killing. Much.
18. Timothy Millberg: Timothy is your average guy! Grew up in an ordinary town filled with ordinary people after one day appearing as a small child from nowhere. Presumably the depths of Hell. But really, despite his dark eyes and huge knashing teeth and ability to regrow limbs, he's just like you and me!
19. Tith Salesh: Tith is another Tillian. She started out rather shy before joining Fenruis Academy. When she learned her affinity for Earth magic, a very vocally based magic, the first thing she tried to learn was how to cast silently, to avoid standing out from the crowd. Pretty soon she started mingling with others, though, and before long she managed to mostly forget her fear of others. She still casts silently though. It's kinda weird shouting "YOOM-TAH!" just for simple magic.
20. Pluck: Pluck was born with an interesting ability. He can take whatever somebody is thinking and make it appear in reality. He can't read minds though, so that sometimes proves to be an issue. He's also a werewolf, but, hey, somebody was bound to come up with something to bite him like that eventually.
21. The Director: The very first Grandmaster. He created the Grand Battles mostly out of boredom, and partly to distract himself from a life he chose to leave behind. He was, at one point, the most powerful being in an entire multiverse, but whether or not that's still true is dubious.
22. Abbey-O-OAD: Abbey is an ORANGE level Troubleshooter for Alpha Complex, and she has a bit of a happy pill problem. She just doesn't function without them! Well, she does, but she is treasonously unhappy and hateful unless she's on them. With them, she loves everything and everyone! C'mere! Lemme give you a hug! She can copy the power of any mutant she touches, so perhaps those hugs aren't JUST out of joy...?
23. Frank Saunders: Frank grew up a normal non-evil mad scientist. Sure, he built deathbot after deathbot, but only because they were really cool! However, after a few terrible events and learning how terrible the people in charge of everything really were, he took his hobby into supervillainy. He took a robotics class with Mora at one point, and despite them being on the opposite ends of the morality scale, they do make time to have coffee together now and then.
24. Dr. Beat: Clearly his funky waves are distroting time and space to make his arm seems longer than it is. Yes. Anyways, Dr. Beat is one of the best DJs around. Rumor has it that when he's playing, it literally affects people. The sick getting better, people getting stronger, and at least one building demolition is widely believed to be due to his phat beats.
25. D'wr: D'wr is a water mimic! She can take the form of anything that she's got enough volume to mimic, and can even make her body change color and apparent texture to match, although she'll still feel pretty wet to the touch, and hit her hard enough she'll splash into a puddle. Her preferred form is that of a ferret, and she's pretty mischeivous. Her favourite trick is to turn into a chair and then into a puddle while somebody is trying to sit on her.
26. Nalen: Nalen is a teenage Radve, which is an often agressive race, but Nalen and his family are one of the many groups that take a more humane approach to life. He really looked up to his late grandfather, and wants to be a talented warrior like he was. He almost always is wearing his grandfather's headband.
27. Prasenora: Goddess of Growth. She once held a great battle with another God over control of a dark moon. Prasenora wanted to use the moon to facilitate life and nature, whereas the other God merely wished to use it as a base to spread his darkness. She won by the end, incidentally.
28. The Meteos Crew: Rothnan, brave Geolytian space captain and self-proclaimed womanizer. Misthine, Recently blind, but kind keeper of the peace from Starrii. Chief, mechanical Mekkanoid genius. And Pyretheus, Firime inventor extraordinaire! These are the named characters so far in an adventure based on the game Meteos.
29. Attero: Attero is a demon, but he's not all that evil. Well, as far as demons go. He lies, he cheats, he steals, and he may kill you if you rub him the wrong way, but he does have a few good friends and likes nothing more than a laugh, usually at somebody's expense. Still, compared to other demons...
30. Mr. Glasses: My God, look at that prescription. Mr. Glasses won his cyborg limbs in a contest, and those huge glasses when he poked his eyes out getting used to his new cyborg limbs. But hey, with those things he can see, like, a mile away!
31. Gadget Solune: Gadget is a Chib, which is basically a short person with magic. Every Chib has a different magical power, and they say you can't find two of them with the same power, but you can probably find two with very similar ones. Gadget didn't discover his power for a while, but he has the power to give a life and soul to anything! Including...
32. Whir: Whir is Gadget's best friend and the first target of his power. In a seemingly constant state of sarcasm, despite the quips, he and Gadget are pretty much inseperable.
33. Flit Globel: Flit's a fairy, but the magical universe he came from wasn't really all that appealing to him. When he had the opportunity to visit a more sciency universe, he fit right in! He loves to build things. Machines, robots, electronics, whatever. Eventually he turned that love into a career teaching robotics at an interdimnsional school.
34. Shu Irish: Hey look, another Tillian! This guy is Shu, and he's another one of those rare magic using Tillians. His affinity is also for Earth magic, and he does use the vocals. He's the son of the owner of the biggest alcohol distributer in the world, and on a probably related note, he really likes to party. A lot.
35. Melanie Hardcode: Secret agent. Created to spite somebody who said you couldn't have a badass name for a girl, Melanie is a hacking expert secret agent. As well as being very good at hacking, Melanie is also known for always remaining cool under pressure.
36. Emerald Stone: Emerald was playing the beta of an MMO called Quest World with her friends, when through some strange mishap, they all got pulled into the game! Her class is that of Fighter, and she dual wields swords, one fire enchanted, and the other ice enchanted. Apparently there's a graphical glitch because her proportions look fucked. Clearly not the fault of the artist.
37. Professor: Professor is The Counsellor's assistant. He was originally a professor at Cambridge University, and the Counsellor admired his lust for knowledge, giving him an opportunity to explore the entire multiverse, far beyond what he knew was possible, on the condition that all evidence of him existing in his homeworld would vanish, and he'd have to assist the Counsellor from time to time. Reluctantly, he took her up on the offer, and couldn't be happier with his access to an infinite amount of worlds. He does miss his face a bit, though.
38. The Observer And here's one more Grandmaster! The Observer was the second to start a Grand Battle. He saw the Director's original battle, and figured he could do better. A while later, he decided he was bored with just one, and started a second battle as well. Currently he may be planning shenanigans to make the Director look silly. Or maybe just enrage him.
39. Rollo: Rollo is a popular cartoon character, known for his love of food, and his antagonistic relationship with soccer star David Beckham. Rollo the armadillo doesn't fear much, but when you bring soccer players into the mix, he starts getting worried. He may have been kidnapped to take part in a particularly sadistic Grand Battle at one point and hilarity may in fact have ensued. Also people getting fired as the regular family cartoons that should be playing seem to have been replaced by a bloody deathmatch starring a cartoon armadillo.
40. Zaring: A Fakemon! Zaring is an Electric type Pokemon. Zaring is incredibly loyal to whoever catches it, sticking with them not matter how it's treated. In fact, how you treat your Zaring affects how it evolves...
41. Rinstorm: A neglected or mistreated Zaring harnesses this hatred to create small thunderstorms around it becoming Electric/Dark. Watch out, because the anger it feels towards you, it's really going to take out on whoever its up against.
42. Zapun: However, if you treat your Zaring right, it'll feel great determination to protect you and do you right. Zapun is an Electric/Fighting pokemon that never gives up. It'll fight to the end and won't stop for a moment.
43. Jared Riley: Jared moved to Deep Lake, Minnesota to go to the college there. It quickly proved to be an interesting place to be when only a couple of weeks after moving there, he managed to get chased by a werewolf. He has made some friends with some locals, and another, older guy new to town.
44. Bernice: Timothy Reynolds met an adorable little bird thing that was less adorable when it unfurled and showed its true form. Wasn't any less nice though. Sure could spit out a mean fire breathe. Bernice likes to stick by Timothy and keep him safe from enemies that he can't handle on his own.
45. Susan Shocks: Susan is a freelance mechanic, willing to fix anything. Electronics, machines, whatever. She was hired by a game studio to look at some servers because their usual hardware guy wasn't in, and when fiddling with something she shouldn't have, she got pulled into their new MMO, Quest World. She got acclimated as quickly as possible, what with all the neat stuff to tape together.
46. Kerek'rovar: Kerek is a Gryllis. A bug-like alien from some galaxy far, far away. He managed to fall into an alternate dimension called the Dustworld, and if that picture says anything, he finds human culture baffling. What the hell is a "ROFL"?
47. Jim Baskglower: Jim is a lucky bastard. Nobody knows why, but Lady Luck's definitely taken a liking to him. He's banned from ever casino in both Reno and Vegas due to cleaning up all the time, and he's never lost a poker hand. Recently, he's taken up adventuring. He's never sprung a single booby trap, or rather, when he has, it's managed to fail to affect him in any meaningful way. Things tend to go downhill, though, when he starts to acknowledge his good fortune.
48. Bit: Bit is a fully sentient android. This is a problem, because the parts required to make an automaton truly feeling are illegal, like, everywhere. His creator launched Bit out into space to save him when the authorities were on to him, and eventually he ran into a vessel where he was activated by somebody fixing some sensors on the outer hull. Panic and confusion ensued.
49. Jorel James Henry Sanchez: Dashing adventurer extraordinary! Flying by blimp across the world, Jorel has encountered many dangers and lovely ladies in his quest to stop an evil magic ritual being carried out!
50. Tracy-O-DIK: Another ORANGE clone! She's registered for Mutation and might have another mutant power that isn't registered. She's never seen without a multicorder in her hands, hoping that something interesting happens. She's a troubleshooter. Something interesting always happens. She runs a Pornvid franchise, backed by an Ultraviolet clone in exchange for some profits. This is pretty treasonous and she would probably be erased by now if it weren't for the help of the UV.
51. Lete Lashe: More Tillians! Yes, magical. "But Cyber, if they're so rare to be magical why are there four on yo-" Shut up these are the only ones in the entire world in their age group. Anyways, Lete is very proficient with her wind magic. She takes her magical studies very seriously, hoping that when the need for magical soldiers arise, she'll be able to be on the front line. She's got flaps attached to her arms and legs to help her fly on the winds she creates.
52. Taupe: Taupe was on a boat with his sister, Chartreuse, to a vast land filled with gym challenges, pokemon, and perhaps some manner of evil group to foil! So yeah! A Pokemon Trainer! What more do you want?
53. Cordyceps Mammalis: Ever heard of Cordyceps? It's a fungus that spores itself into bugs and then grows out of them and its really gross and creepy. This is that, except it takes over humans. And makes mushroom zombies out of them. This guy used to be Gene Rasdon. Oh look he has a big one coming out of his eye.
54. Glen: Glen was an idiot who snuck into a science lab to see what was going on. After screwing around with things he should have screwed around with, his body changed to a crystaline substance. Now he's a really dangerous idiot.
55. Crash Bandicoot: Trollhandle is distractedOnlooker. Named because he was too lazy to reject the joke name entry, Crash is a Troll who just doesn't care. Somehow, without even trying, he managed to reach the top of the echeladder and ascend to God Tier. Everybody in his session is pissed at him for wasting the great title of Wizard of Action. He uses his magic so he doesn't even have to hold the controller of his video games.
56. Spaz: Spaz is another player of Global Deathmatch, but she doesn't know there's anything deadly about it. She has a very powerful Powerup item that makes anything she thinks is true, actually true. And since she thinks it's really just a game, death tends to not stick around her. Also, everything that's advertised on TV works exactly as its advertised. Her mother is now a home shopping network addict.
57. Micheal Grant: Micheal just wanted to find his Game Boy! Not get lost in another dimension! This Dustworld place sucks. Monsters, magic he can't use, an ex-girlfriend. Everything is terrible.
58. Leruco: Leruco is a Sorbotol, which is a furry race of creatures that are usually pretty civilized, although certain things make them act fairly beastial. Leruco is a bit of a wanderer. He technically lives with his parents, but spends so little time at home and just sketching the world, he's really just considers the world his home.
59. Match Stick: Matthew Stick was hired for a job in Deep Lake, Minnesota. He then immediately lost his job as the branch he was transferred to closed down as soon as he got there. Weird stuff tends to happen in Deep Lake, too, and he can't seem to shake this kid who also seems new in town, Jared.
60. Shylip: More Fakemon! Shylip is an Ice/Grass Pokemon. It tends to stay away from anywhere with people, and often even other pokemon. If you find a quiet, cold place without many people or wildlife, you may be able to find a Shylip nearby.
61. Samuel Stark: Samuel is the CEO of a successful business. No, it's not a weapons business. It's a financing company. Anyways, one day he wakes up on a beach in a place that isn't in the country, the continent, or maybe even the entire world, although it definitely has all the comforts of home. Here he finds a talking fox-thing he calls Kitt, and they seem to be expected to save the world. Whether it's his own world or not seems irrelevant.
62. Kita Hoshimatsu: Kita is the daughter of a Yakuza family, moved to America to get away from that shit. And yet, somehow she still managed to get caught up in crime. Just... the opposite side of crime. Using intimidating tactics she's picked up from her father, and a really good knack for copying things others do, she kicks ass and takes names.
63. Bane: Bane was in a town where werewolves attacked, and the townsfolk decided to start voting to kill each other. Bane, despite being for the wolves, liked the town! He didn't want to kill them all. Of course, when he got stuck in wolfymode, the townsfolk kind of turned against him. He's currently living in a cave hiding out to figure out how the hell to salvage this.
The next 9 characters all come from The Adventures of Texas Joe, a silly side-thing from an RP.
64. Texas Joe: Texas Joe, somehow, wound up in some alternate magical universe with lizardfolk, midgets made of rock, and no Texas. After some crazy magical teleportation mishap, wild adventures ensued, and he quickly had to acclimate himself to the world.
65. Theed: Another Tillian! But this one is more ordinary, he doesn't know magic. A wise old Tillian, he definitely is experienced with a sword, and knows a thing or two about lockpicking. His gun of choice during a zombie invasion is a pistol that he can wield offhand with a sword in the other.
66. Tsasil: She's a Nagid, which is a snakelike race. She's pretty adept with aetheric magic, which is good form, amongst other things, creating force fields. She's of nobility, but that didn't stop her from picking up a machine gun and helping to take down the undead forces with Joe.
67. Ash: A bit of an inventing whiz, when Joe told her about these crazy firearm contraptions back in his world, it only took her a day to whip up some of them. Sure made fighting those zombies easier. Her gun of choice is a trusty shotgun.
68. Racer/Lawyer X: Who is this mysterious racer? Well, it's Texas Joe. Rather, it's this universe's version of Joe. Both a skilled chariot racer and attourney at law, X here finds it rather amusing how different he turned out growing up in a different world.
69. Captain Incredo: A fellow universal immigrant, in Captain Incredo's world, nonhumans generally are evil. This causes issues as Joe has to rescue a buglike friend of his from this caped crusader. Luckily, he just so happens to have a lump of his weakness on hand, Potassinite. Interesting coincidence.
70. Sal: Owner and cook at Sal's Diner. He makes the best breakfasts. This is not debatable.
71. Fred Sourdough: This orcish fellow runs a bakery. He was involved in a murder case concerning his rival across the street. He didn't do it, though, and Joe managed to clear his name through a wacky series of events!
72. Cedric Tellsmith: The prosecutor of the case against Mr. Sourdough. He's one of those elves. The kind that thinks he and his race are better than everyone else and isn't afraid to let people know it. Yeah. Actually worked against him in this case in the end, thanks to Joe's unfamiliarity with Cedric.
The next 9 all live in the town of Deep Lake, Minnesota.
73. Marisa Haughty: Born with an extremely deficient immune system, most of her life she couldn't really leave the house very much. She lost her leg to infection because of it at a young age. She graduated high school a couple of years early (staying inside meant lots of studying and getting ahead), so she is a little bit younger than most of her friends. She's studying History and Computer Sciences in college. She knows a bit about mythology and folklore, which is helpful for such a strange town.
74. Xebeth: Once a demon of lies and falsehoods, through some manner, she managed to get herself stuffed inside of a sack doll. She hasn't told the same story of how that came to be once, so how she got there is inconclusive. She wears a broken mop head as a wig, and is pretty sure these pants were bigger yesterday.
75. Derek Madson: Derek suffers from Damsel in Distress syndrome. When something bad goes down, he often seems to be the one needing rescue. And despite this, he has a remarkable weirdness censor. We're talking Scully levels of denial. He's taking a few music and music history courses in college.
76. Gloop: Gloop is either half a year old or two years old, depending on who you ask. He's an imaginary friend that only recently came into actual existance, and really just wants to make his best friend happy. That best friend is...
77. Jordan Foster: Jordan came up with Gloop a couple of years ago, although he think that Gloop just showed up one day. They couldn't be much happier playing with each other. Right now, though, they seem to be pretty busy poking at something weird on the ground with a stick.
78. Jorge Martin: Jorge is a tired cartoonist married to a hot wife that may not be with him for love with a child that he doesn't pay enough attention to. He draws a cartoony styled comic with fairly macabre subtext to it, and it proves fairly popular. Popular enough to support him and his family, anyways.
79. Sandy Mock: Sandy's dad died a few years back, and she's been living with her grandma since then. She doesn't mind it, because Granny is nice and gives her a generous allowance, plus always helps out with homework when she can.
80. Janine Mock: Incidentally, Granny also died quite a few years back. Her ghost sticks around and takes care of Sandy, keeping her safe from whatever danger there might be... at any cost.
81. Esther Elridge: Esther is actually a pretty nice lady, but she's made her mistakes. Like making deals with dark forces at a younger age, subjecting her to an eternity of doing the bidding of evil. Still, with powerful magic at her disposal, when she's not actively pursuing dark deeds for demons, she tries to use it for good. Admittedly, part of that is out of spite for her "employers."
82. The Note: A mysterious note perhaps developed by R&D to watch out for and assist Troubleshooters. It seemingly appears out of nowhere, and when you look away, it's likely to be somewhere else! Written on it are usually helpful tips, or sometimes just small-talk.
83. Biker Lobster: It's a lobster. With shades. That rides a motorcycle. What do you want from me?
84. Sergeant: Belonging to the General family in Deep Lake, Sergeant can very literally smell crime. If there's crime happening within a mile of Sergeant, he'll sniff it down and fight it! We're not quite sure where he got the cape and mask.
85. Radsweet Dopefly: Okay so maybe Anomaly made this guy but I named him. Radsweet Dopefly is the coolest guy around, so you'd better watch out or bow down.
86. Dorfbot: Bot? No, that's silly. Clearly this is just an ordinary dwarf. Would a robot drink dwarven beer? Of course not. That's silly. You're silly.
87. Sting: Another player of Global Deathmatch, and one of the most notorious. Most players don't just kill anybody in their line of sight. If you play Global Deathmatch, are associated with somebody that plays Global Deathmatch, or are in the vicinity of somebody who plays Global Deathmatch, he will ice you.
88. Mollie Ralston: Is basically Captain Olimar if you take all instances of science and replace it with magic. She went to a magical world accidentally via a portal. She can summon creatures from the energy around her. She uses these creatures to survive against magical monsters. She needs to collect magical artifacts to get home. Etc etc etc.
89. Sprites! These are the creatures that Mollie can summon! They've all got personalities to go with their abilities. Fire Sprite is a determinator, and when you get him fired up about something, he ain't gonna stop. Water Sprite is a curious fellow, liable to follow anything that catches its interest. Earth Sprite is all srs bznz. Stop doing that! This is important! That's silly! Stop it at once!
90. More sprites! She can summon six different kinds of sprites. They are very expendable. Light Sprite likes you! Friendly and prone to hug. Don't send it into combat. Dark Sprite doesn't like you. He doesn't care what you want him to do unless it's going to benefit him in some way. Electric Sprite is a little bit hyper. He hops all over the place looking for something to do and is pretty erratic when he does... anything, really.
91. Jlymb: This is the blob row, evidently. Jlymb is a science experiment, and this is its initial form. Whenever it encounters another creature, it takes on an exaggerated form of it. At least, the first thing it encounters. When it encounters other creatures, it adds features from it to its current form, and eventually you have a crazy mix of several creatures in one.
92. Veridian: Yes its name is spelled with an 'e'. It was trapped in some manner of box looking adorable when some kind of computer decided "Hey, start fighting things from pop culture." Last time we checked, it had defeated Plank. A fearsome foe indeed.
93. Squishy: The most creatively named slime monster ever. From the MMO Quest World, one system in place allows you to adopt certain monsters as familiars mid-combat. Squishy is an adoptable slime with a powerup embedded in it that lets it shoot lasers.
94. The Abrupt: Grandmaster for The Grand Tweet. All posts in the Grand Tweet have to be 140 characters or less.
95. Kamikaze Cook: The master of Kamikaze Cooking, a particularly dangerous version of combat cooking. Faced off against space mutants that may or may not be his fault for invading in the first place.
96. Blayke: A Commanding Officer for the Blue Sky army. Really, he's not a fan of doing that and would rather be snowboarding, but he definitely knows how to get around pretty good. His units don't use up very much fuel... except in the rain. He hates rain. It's tough to get around in the rain.
97. Henry: One of the animators for Rollo cartoons. He's a bit of a slacker, and is a fan of the Office Warfare section at ThinkGeek, but he's a good artist, which is why he animates for Rollo in the first place.
98. Doug: Also works on Rollo cartoons, but he handles financial things around the cartoons. Good friends with Henry, and the most tolerant of getting beaned in the head by marshmallows.
99. doctor: doctor is a doctor who will fix you because he is good at fixing things like a doctor
100. cyber95: It's me! What? I'm a character! I mean, hey, it's my internet persona. Mostly me, but not quite the real me, so it counts.